“You don’t win friends with salad,” is the song from “The Simpsons.” But we can help you win friends with a fun evening of playful bad behavior for Adults Only and put laughter and life into any party with “Cards Against Simpsons.” This is a Limited Edition card game with the theme of the TV show “The Simpsons.”(This is the full and original 1072 Cards Sealed Box Version).
Modelled on “Card Games Against Humanity,” this is the card game for you and your friends, and all the more fun if you’re a fan of Homer and Marge and the rest of the crew. Don’t worry, the game is not complicated and not too many rules to worry about.
So this is how you play:
There are 1072 playing cards in total. 353 light blue cards and 719 white cards. That’s easy right?
Each round, one player reads from a blue card and everyone, in turn, answers with their funniest white card. That’s why there are more white cards than blue cards, so you can choose the funniest and most fitting.
And they’re very rude. For instance, a blue card might read: “Dear Lisa, as I write this our President has been overthrown and replaced by _____________?”
And the answer might be: “A semen filled doughnut.”
“Cards Against Simpsons” is all about using rude and offensive Simpson-style humor to make you and your friends roll about laughing. But choose your friends well and leave out your mother-in-law this time for a great, entertaining game.
On second thoughts…
Homer’s motto of “…you tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is never try,” doesn’t work here. We’ve come up with a funny, Simpson-theme gem of a game and if we’re talking about success, we’ve hit the jackpot.
With only 2-6 days shipping time, you won’t have to wait long to receive your game. Take advantage but be careful that you don’t do a ‘Homer’ blunder that he is so famous for, and buy a pirate version. There are other sites out there selling shorter versions with less cards and filled with spelling errors!
So, find the love of the game like Mrs. Krabappel found with Ned Flanders. It’s laughter of a life time and with 1072 possible hoots, the games will never get stale. Laughter is the goal here. It doesn’t really matter how you trigger it. Get your friends together, and win some new ones, (you’re taking a risk here) with this rude and rowdy card game full of Simpson humor and comedy.
Not for the easily offended and sensitive. Unlike most party games you've played, Cards Against Simpsons™ is as despicable and as awkward as you and your friends.